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We’ve all known and loved those classic chalky candy hearts for Valentine’s – in fact they have been around since 1901, invented by the Chase brothers, founders of the candy company, Necco.

Necco produced over 8 billion candy hearts each year, until their sudden bankruptcy mid 2018, leaving Americans freaking out all over the internet that there would be no candy hearts available for Valentine’s of 2019.

MyCustomCandy, who custom prints on conversation heart candies for their clients, formulated and shaped their own candy conversation hearts in late 2018 after news of Necco shutting down were broadcasted. The new candy hearts had the same shape and size of the classic Necco hearts, but had improved flavors and a more printable texture.

With Americans panicking that candy hearts weren’t available, they flocked to the MyCustomCandy site to get their candy hearts fix and designed their own hearts with custom sayings.

The sayings varied from sweet and tender to naughty and just plain mean. While some Valentine’s lovers chose classic phrases like “love you forever”; others cussed out exes with phrased like “never again” and “i hate you”.

The thousands of orders were tallied up to see whether people were sweet, naughty or mean this valentines. The overall tally came in with the majority being sweet (62%) but following in second, 27% were naughty and then 11% were just outright mean.

Top Candy Conversation Heart Phrases Nationwide

 

 

 

Conversation Heart Candy Quick Facts:

  • Being made since 1901
  • Necco produced over 8 billion hearts per year
  • Necco claimed bankruptcy and abruptly shut their doors in 2018
  • $1.7 Billion Spent on Valentine’s Candy Every Year

MyCustomCandy then compiled their orders by state to share which states were the most naughty, nice or downright nasty with their candy hearts messaging and here is how they rolled in:

Top Candy Conversation Heart Phrases By State

Alabama: NICE

While there were a few nasties in the mix like “LAZY BUTT” and “FATTY”, the majority of Alabamians came in NICE with sayings like:
“SIMPLY IN LOVE” and “BETTER WITH AGE”.

Alaska: NICE

Alaska had nothing but love to share this Valentine’s with phrases like:
“LOVE YA” and “SWEETIE PIE”

Arizona: NAUGHTY

While a few of the Valentine’s lovers in Arizona stuck with traditional phrases like “I LOVE YOU”, the majority went naughty and outright inappropriate with phrases like:
“JUST THE TIP”;  “MIND IF MY MONKEY WATCHES?”;  “SLUT”;  “MISSIONARY” and “RUB RUB RUB”

Arkansas: NICE

Arkansas came in with pure, clean love for Valentines with sayings like:
“BEAUTIFUL WIFE” and “MY LOVE”

California: NAUGHTY

California went full on naughty with sayings we can’t even publish as well as others like: “SEND NUDES”;  “TOO DEEP”;  “I’VE HAD BETTER” and “PULL OUT”

Colorado: NICE

While Colorado had its share of weed-related “GET HIGH” type messaging, the majority choose sweet and even went as lovely as saying like:
“#1 DAD” and “MY GIRL”

Connecticut: NAUGHTY

There were a few sweets in there like “HAPPILY EVER AFTER”  but the majority were naughty with sayings like:
“TURN ME ON” and “SEX WITH ME IS LIKE”

Delaware: NICE

Delaware came in as sweet and innocent as can be with kiss emojis and sayings like: “LOVE YOU FOREVER”

Florida: NAUGHTY

Florida got just down right weird as expected with sayings like:
“LICK ME”, “SUCK ME BOO”, “FULL MOUNT” and “REAR NAKED”

Georgia: NICE

Georgia is for lovers, even millennial lovers with phrases like:
“I DELETED TINDER”, “DO WHAT YOU LOVE” and “LOVE 2 LOVE YOU”

Hawaii: NICE

Hawaii was just as we expected, calm and full of love with phrases like:
“ALOHA NUI LOA”, “MAHALO” and “LOCAL LOVE”

Idaho: NICE

Idaho came through with pure love for Valentines with classic phrases like:
“YOU’RE MINE” and “LOVE YOU FOREVER”

Illinois: NAUGHTY

Illinois was deceptively sweet, but snuck in all the appropriate puns ever so stealthily with phrases like:
“YOU GIVE ME A HEART ON” and “BE MY HARDNESS”

Indiana: NICE

We’ve never seen phrases as sweet as Indiana. They kept it classic and clean with phrases like:
“YOU’RE AN ANGEL”, “MY BEST FRIEND”, “LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT” and “I LOVE YOU”

Iowa: MEAN

While not all of Iowa was mean, the majority chose insults over love for Valentine’s with phrases like:
“BITCH PLEASE” and “MOTHER F#$CKER”

Kansas: NICE

Kansas was all love with sayings like:
“I LOVE YOU”,  and “4 EVER & ALWAYS”

Louisiana: NICE

Louisiana was nice and clever with sayings like:
“I GOT ROUX BABE” and “BE MINE FOREVER”

Maine: NICE

Maine came in clean and a bit organic with phrases like:
“I LOVE KALE” and “MY MAINE LOVER”

Maryland: NICE

While some of Maryland came in a little weird with phrases like “DRUNK CHICK” and “TICKLE ME” the majority were just downright sweet with sayings like:
“GAL PAL”, “YOU + ME FOREVER” and “YOU HAVE MY HEART”

Massachusetts: NAUGHTY

Massachusetts was not the most inappropriate that we’ve ever seen but still in the naughty category with phrases like:
“DAT ASS”,  “BACK IT UP” and “CRAZY NIGHTS”

Michigan: NICE

Well Michigan was partially naughty with phrases like “BE MY HARDNESS” but came in majority nice with sayings like:
“ENTHRALL ME”, “LOVE YOURSELF” and “GOD IS LOVE”

Minnesota: NICE

Aww Minnesota, pure sweet on Valentines with phrases like:
“LOVE YA 4EVA”,  “KISS ME” and “HUG ME”

Mississippi: NICE

Mississippi was not just nice but quite inspirational with sayings like:
“READY LAUGH LIVE”, “ALL MY HEART” and “LIVE LOVE”

Missouri: NAUGHTY

Oh look at your Missouri, coming in naughty with phrases like:
“I’M IN THE MOOD”, “YOU MAKE ME BIGGER” and “TALK DIRTY TO ME”

Montana: NICE

Aww Montana, must be those gorgeous mountains and open air. Montana came in NICE with sayings like:
“YOU ARE KIND”, “CARING & SWEET” and “MY TRUE LOVE”

Nebraska: NICE

Nebraska was simply nice on Valentine’s with sayings like:
“BABY LOVE” and “LOVE IS SWEET” 

Nevada: NAUGHTY

Ah Nevada, you didn’t surprise us too much with your wild ways. Nevada came in naughty with sayings like:
“WAKE & BAKE”, “DAT BOOTY” and “NICE TITS”

New Hampshire: NICE

The innocence and beauty of New Hampshire. They came in nice with sayings like:
“I LOVE LIBRARIES”, “LOVE IS YOU” and “YOU ARE AWESOME”

New Jersey: MEAN

Not the friendliest of Valentine’s from New Jersey this year. They came in majority mean with phrases like:
“REJECT”, “F#$CK OFF” and “DUMB ASS”

New Mexico: NICE

New Mexico came in nice with beautifully clean sayings like:
“YOU = HAPPINESS” , “I LOVE YOU” and “BABY LOVE”

New York: MEAN

Oh come on New York, show some love! While some New Yorkers fell into the sweet and naughty categories, the majority fell in the MEAN category with phrases like:
“SHITTY VALENTINE”, “EWW GO AWAY” and “YOU SUCK”

North Carolina: NICE

Those north carolina loves were all nice during Valentine’s with sayings like:
“SEXY LOVE”, “SPREAD LOVE” and “UR A CATCH”

North Dakota: NICE

The lovers in North Dakota came in all nice with sayings like:
“U R AWESOME”, “LET’S CONNECT” and “FOREVER LOVE”

Ohio: MEAN

Ouch Ohio, we didn’t expect this from you. While some Ohio lovers came in sweet the majority fell into the mean category with phrases like:
“BITCH ASS”, and “WHORE”

Oklahoma: NICE

Oh Oklahoma, thanks for the refreshing love on Valentines with phrases like:
“LIVE LOVE LAUGH”, “BE MY FOREVER”, “I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU”

Oregon: NICE

Just as we expected, Oregon was simply sweet with phrases like:
“BE MINE”, “UR A UNICORN” and “MY HEART IS YOURS”

Pennsylvania: NICE

Nothing surprising from Pennsylvania, just pure sweetness with sayings like:
“MY LOVE”, “MY HEART IS YOURS” and “U + ME FOREVER”

Rhode Island: NAUGHTY

While a lot of Rhode Island was actually quite sweet, the naughty majority won over with phrases like:
“MEET ME IN THE BATHROOM”, “THAT BODY THO” and “DAMN WOMAN”

South Carolina: NICE

Those lovey South Carolina lovers came in nice with sayings like:
“MY HEART IS YOURS”, “YOU + ME FOREVER” and “LOVE 2 LOVE YOU”

South Dakota: NICE

Gotta love those clean and sweet South Dakota lovers who came in nice with phrases like:
“YOU SMELL WONDERFUL”, “SWOON” and “UR MY PEACH”

Tennessee: NAUGHTY

Those Tennessee lovers came in naughty with sayings like:
“I WANNA GRAB YOUR BOOTY”, “LET’S GO DO IT” and “TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF”

Texas: NAUGHTY

Man texas, we thought you would have that country charm but you just came in naughty with sayings like:
“NICE BUNS”, “SUCK THIS” and “BUTT STUFF”

Utah: NICE

Just plain clean and lovely from Utah with sayings like:
“LOVE HONOR TRUTH”, “MY AMBITION” and “LOVE OF MY LIFE”

Vermont: NICE

It must be that clean open air, Vermont came in nice with phrases like:
“HAPPY LOVE DAY”, “MY HEART” and “US FOREVER”

Virginia: NAUGHTY

While Virginia came in as naughty, it wasn’t the raunchy naughty we’ve seen in some other states, just a little naughty with sayings like:
“I’LL PINCH YOUR TAIL”, “TICKLE ME” and “NICE ASS”

Washington: NICE

Lovers in Washington state came in nice with sayings like:
“I’M YOURS”, “DATE ME FOREVER” and “ALWAYS MY GIRL”

Washington D.C.: MEAN

All those politics are getting to the hearts of D.C. lovers this year. They came in with the majority of sayings being mean like:
“YOU ARE A DICK”, “NOT THE BRIGHTEST” and “YOU’RE OLD”

West Virginia: NICE

All sweet love came from West Virginia with sayings like:
“I LOVE MY BABY”, “BE MINE FOR LIFE” and “I’M THERE FOR YOU”

Wisconsin: NICE

Just refreshing sweet love from Wisconsin with sayings like:
“MY BABY CAKES”, “MY LOVE MY HEART” and “YOU ARE MY ROCK”

Wyoming: NICE

Wyoming was just lovely during Valentines with sayings like:
“I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU”, “HAPPY VDAY MY LOVE” and “YOU + ME FOREVER”

How did your state come in? Do you agree with your category? Let us know in the comments below!

Or sway your state into the nice, naughty or mean by ordering your own custom candy hearts, for just $48 for 350 pieces.

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